Spam

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, spam, I am getting a lot of spam sent to my email lately. It always says something catchy like MICHELLE, ______________(enter crap here). And the thing is I almost believe that it is from someone I know. Then I started getting emails that say I need Larger Breasts, Better Breasts, or Bigger and Better. Or my favorites are from Viagra, but it is then that I realize that these people don't know me, and are not my friends, because as it is obvious to most I have very large boosies, and do not have any....gentleman's stuff.
P.s If you would like either of these type of emails sent to you I am more than willing to forward them on to you.